"Jello Pudding-Eating Motherfucker". That's how Eddie Murphy described fellow comedian Bill Cosby in his 1987 special, Raw.

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Tonight that motherfucker is eating generic pudding behind barsCosby was sentenced earlier this week to 3-10 years in Pennsylvania state prison for drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand in 2004. It took more ( Read more... )

Today we learned that one of merhawk's uncles passed away. This is Uncle "Sherman", whose child molester-y behavior I wrote about last year under the headline "Creepy Old Man" ( part 1 - part 2 - part 3Many people who knew the deceased are torn. When a person passes away it is customary to remember them for their positives, forgive their negatives, and ( Read more... )

Continued from previous entries: [ Part 1] [ Part 2So, creepy Uncle Sherman had done what child predators do best. He'd fooled me into thinking he was fairly harmless. But then he tried grooming a 9 year old girl, the granddaughter of very close friends of my in-laws. On the day of my brother-in-law's funeral ( Read more... )

Continued from previous entry: [ Part 1My wife didn't want to have any contact with Uncle Sherman in her parents' house. No problem, I figured. While her brother played the role of the "heavy", giving Sherman a stern talking-to about the rules in the house, I'd play the wingman. While Sherman was in the house I'd keep him engaged in conversation in ( Read more... )

Years ago Merhawk told me about a creepy uncle of hers. I'll refer to him by the pseudonym Sherman ( Read more... )